3rd World War to Reduce E-mail Backlog

I spent all day in my office today. I attempted to reply to e-mails all day. Based on today, it will take me over three months to answer all the additional e-mails I get in that time, along with the backlog already sitting in my in-box. Unfortunately I have to do other stuff too, so I’m actually projecting a 3037 completion date.  (This also relies on an assumption that there’ll be a Third World War at some point, which will disrupt things quite a bit but significantly reduce the amount of incoming e-mails I get and other stuff I need to do for quite a while.  It also requires me to live to an age of at least 1074.)  I’m a modern day Nero, answering e-mails as Cactus World burns.

You’d think there was more to life than this, but actually, there isn’t.  Weird, isn’t it?

Right now I’m listening to “Love and Money” by the Network (which is basically Green Day incognito).

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2 responses

  1. Great reason. I like to see clearly Marcy Lu

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    February 18, 2012 at 8:05 pm

  2. Pingback: today’s special: 3rd world war, the real thing « Rational Idealist

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