3rd World War to Reduce E-mail Backlog
I spent all day in my office today. I attempted to reply to e-mails all day. Based on today, it will take me over three months to answer all the additional e-mails I get in that time, along with the backlog already sitting in my in-box. Unfortunately I have to do other stuff too, so I’m actually projecting a 3037 completion date. (This also relies on an assumption that there’ll be a Third World War at some point, which will disrupt things quite a bit but significantly reduce the amount of incoming e-mails I get and other stuff I need to do for quite a while. It also requires me to live to an age of at least 1074.) I’m a modern day Nero, answering e-mails as Cactus World burns.
You’d think there was more to life than this, but actually, there isn’t. Weird, isn’t it?