I’ve won £500 worth of vouchers for Marks & Spencer. I completed some questionnaire about holidays at http://www.tickbox.net and then got randomly picked by a computer as the winner. After getting over my initial excitement and then realising I wasn’t actually going to be able to retire on the proceeds, I got down to the business of deciding exactly how I was going to squander away my newly found fortune. At this point I realised that Marks & Spencer doesn’t actually sell anything I want/need. Whatever it’s demographic is, I’m not in it. There are only so many pairs of sensible underpants and socks you can wear. I guess it’s just a bit too upmarket for me. I could buy about 220 bottles of Lancashire Dark Mild I suppose; I’ve no idea what it tastes like but the M&S website says its vegan. And I ought to get a new bag for work; anyone who’s seen the torn and battered one I use at the moment would probably agree with that idea. I need a new potato peeler too, as I accidentally threw my beloved ‘high performance’ one away a couple of months ago, by leaving it in the bag with the peelings. A decent toaster would be good as well; the handle you push down has fallen off mine and some of the plastic at the top has melted. And some new drinking glasses, as I seem to have broken all but one of my nice ones; and a new duvet and pillows for the winter; and a couple of decent kitchen knives and some new pans. Humm, maybe I can spend them after all. Oh, and if anyone is interested, I’ve completed 895 questionnaires on this web site and this is the first time I’ve ever won anything. I reckon that’s works out at about £8.50/hour. Anyway, now I’m so filthy rich, this film should scare me….
1987 – Certificate: FSK-16 – United Kingdom
I love this film. It’s the sort of film that was only made in the 80s, at a time when Britain was producing lots of new, alternative comedy; okay some of it was rubbish but at least it was happening. Nowadays most comedy, at least what you get to see on TV, is pretty bland. This movie is a mess of politics, civil unrest, greed and generally awesome nonsense. And I have to ‘fess up that it’s one of those films that I quote lines from in general conversation, from time to time. It also has loads of cameos from properly famous and well-known people. Other reasons to like this film? I love the scene in the dole office; I don’t believe there’s a person alive who hasn’t wanted to do something like that, at least once in their life, when faced with annoying, inefficient and unfair, petty bureaucracy. As Alex says in the film, “You’d do the same if you had the guts!” I also love the basic premise of the story that demonstrates that vegans (as usual) would be able to take the moral high ground. It has a Triumph Herald in it (a V6 of course), which was my second favourite car when I was in my teens. Most of the outdoor scenes were filmed in Oxfordshire too; I’ve tried to work out the exact location but I’m not sure, but I think it’s probably south Oxfordshire somewhere.
Recommended for people who remember the 80s and how crappy they were a lot of the time. 25 years on and not a lot has changed, with many of this film’s themes in the news as much today as they were then. Depressingly so in fact.
No cats, decapitations or chainsaws. A lot of people do get turned into mincemeat though.
Top badass moment? Alex in the dole office; one of my favourite all-time movie scenes. I’m fortunate that I’ve not had to make a claim for any benefits for quite a while, but in the 80s/90s I had to deal with many less than competent jobsworths, idiots and assholes at the DHSS; (no wonder it ended up getting rebranded as Jobcentre Plus). Alex is a true hero for the downtrodden masses and taking on the establishment is 100% pure badass.
Eat The Rich at IMDB (5.7/10)