Renu (Tabu) is a divorced mother of two daughters and the only sister of a teenage brother. She works in her mother’s antique shop to make ends meet and moves into a new house in the outskirts of the city. However, life in her new home is not as simple as she’d hoped as she soon senses strange and unusual happenings occurring in her house. Her new home turns into her worst nightmare after she is brutally attacked by an unseen assailant and when her youngest daughter goes missing she races against time to save her family. Will she be able to survive this nightmare? Watch this spine chilling horror to find out.
2003 – Certificate: 15 – Indian Film
Rating Details: Scenes of moderate horror and strong sexual violence
5.5 out of 10
I’ve spent the last two days being retrained in first aid. This happens every three years. It’s great, because I get to snog what’s almost a real woman (the Resusci Anne mannequin) in an effort to practice CPR; it’s hard not to get carried away, despite her lips tasting mainly of antiseptic wipes. I’m not one to comment on what other people get up to in their own time, but sadly I think she’s a bit of a tart; she’s not that fussy who she ‘hangs out’ with from what I’ve seen and it was hard not to get jealous when I saw her ‘carrying on’ with the others on the course. Anyway, I passed, despite during one part of the exam saying, “two to beam directly to sick bay”. I can now feel extra guilty the next time I see someone in need of first aid in the street, as I walk straight past him/her. Afterwards I spent far too long in the pub with some of my fellow learners, drinking too much decent cider, whilst discussing the finer points of first aid techniques and pointing out that in 20 years I’ll be like all the other old, sad, lonely men that were also sitting in the Wetherspoon pub we were in. It was the Coronet on Holloway Road in London; it’s a converted cinema so really big inside with a high ceiling. It’s an interesting place and it was a fun evening, but it made me late to The Ruts gig I was going to. In an effort to review the medical knowledge I’ve gained (and will probably have forgotten by the end of next week), I’ve decided that I’ll now be spending some time following the films I watch, reviewing any ‘first aid incidents’ that are shown.
Sanjana and her family have to move to a new house, as they can’t afford to stay where they are. Unfortunately, after some lightening and a nearby burial site for ‘bad guys’ get jiggy, things get a bit hot and heavy at the new home. This isn’t something that looks like it going to do much for local property prices, although the Indian idea of ‘downsizing’ doesn’t seem to be quite the same as mine. This movie is a Hindi horror that’s basically a total rip-off of “The Entity”, although the ending, which seems to involve God making an appearance, is somewhat different. However, many of the scenes are almost word for word the same. The special effects vary from quite effective to really ropey, literally. It’s a while since I’ve watched a film in which you could see the actors being held up in the air on wires; it sort of takes away from the drama a bit. And let’s not even think about the pillow over the head scene. Having a tell-it-like-it-is bedside manner must be a requirement to become a doctor in India too. Sanjana goes to see two after being attacked and shows them her injures. Comments like “Oh my God” and “Oh it’s terrible” don’t exactly sound like they were designed to put someone’s mind at ease. And in the big scheme of things, her injures weren’t actually that bad. I wonder what they’d have said if she’d have had all her guts all hanging out? (First aid observation: she’d have needed more than putting into a W sitting position to sort that out.) My own doctor’s Indian, I hope he never finds anything seriously wrong with me; I’ll probably want to throw myself under a bus by the time he’s finished telling me. I’ve also learnt that Indian estate agents are pretty mouthy too. It’s a long film, 128 minutes, although a fair amount consists of people running about shouting “Tram” and looking for the family’s dog. I’m trying really hard not to say this film is pants, but it’s hard not to. The main character, played by the slightly unfortunately named Tabu, doesn’t do a bad job with what she’s given. At times it is quite effective, but then it goes and spoils things with an unintentionally crappy bit of film-making. Surprisingly, it didn’t feel like it lasted over two hours.
The ‘attack’ music used in the film is also a rip-off from “The Entity”, only not as good. The rest sounded like it was copied straight off “Now That’s What I Call Scary Music For B-Movies: Volume 74”.
Recommended for doctors and ghost-hunters.
No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.
Top badass moment? In the big scene near the end, the parapsychologist continually implies to Sanjana that she’ll be perfectly safe, even when he’s being thrown about all over the place by the invisible baddie. But when he’s still shouting out things such as “I will blow you asunder” as he gets impaled on a branch, you’ve got to question the validity of his outlook. Being an optimist can be badass, if futile.
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