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Pulse: 4.0 Stars


Pulse - Front DVD Cover (USA)What marketing idiot (née liar) first suggested highlighting the ‘fact’ that low-energy light bulbs last longer than old-fashioned, incandescent ones? If they’re that good, how come I’ve had five blow in the last two months?  And it’s not like those are the only ones I’ve had to replace over the past few years either.  On Saturday evening the latest of these failed, the Omicron 40W über-bulb-monster I had in my lounge.  In doing so it took out the trip-switch too, leaving me to grope around in the dark for ages for a 5A fuse; (thanks to the amazing ability of rechargeable batteries not to actually hold their charge, my torch went flat after about a minute of use.)  I’m sure the Omicron is less than two years old and it cost nearly £20 too.  It’s all very well making changes to your lifestyle in an effort to ‘save the planet’, but now I’ve got to go and spend about £60 on five stupid light-bulbs.  That would have bought well over 100 in the ‘old days’.  What a rip-off.  No wonder they’re called low-energy bulbs, because they never bloody work!  In a spookily similar way, this film features modern technology that does us no good at all too.

2006  –  Certificate: Not Rated  –  USA

Hollywood remakes of Japanese horrors get a bad press, which isn’t always fair; but some film snobs like to trash them anyway, out of principle.  This one was no exception.  It’s true, most of the characters in it are somewhat one-dimensional and don’t always act very logically; and being a film about technology it’s aged very quickly too; it’s all pre-Smartphone era stuff.  Worst still, the plot has more big holes in it than an undersized fishnet bodystocking on an elephant; (steady on, don’t get too excited about that thought).  However, the acting’s okay and the special effects fine.  I actually really liked it.  It’s genuinely sinister, the cinematography and sound is great and the ending suitably apocalyptic.  The car crash works really well too.  The overall tone of the film is its best feature though, dark, disturbing, increasingly isolating and ultimately offering little real hope; the very ending reminded me of the ending of “The Terminator”.  If you can get into this and overlook its weaker elements, you’ll probably really enjoy it.  I don’t get the creeps from watching films very often, but I did from this one.  (Memo to self: don’t watch spooky films with headphones on, in a dark room with just an eerie green light bulb, low-energy of course, for company.)  When I went to the toilet after watching it, I did feel a little uncomfortable with my back to the door; I’d have hated to be grabbed by one of those dead people things when answering the call of nature.  I haven’t watched the two follow ups or the original Japanese version yet, but I will at some point.

Recommended for people who like creepy films. Boo!

1 cat, no chainsaws or decapitations.  The cat looked and sounded pretty gross though, having been locked in a cupboard for ages, poor thing.  :-(

Top badass moment?  Just because you’re on the run, escaping from unearthly, inhuman ‘dead things’ and you’ve just seen you’re best friend suddenly turn into a cloud of ash, that’s no reason to neglect dental hygiene.  It was good to see reluctant hero Mattie grab her toothpaste and toothbrush from the bathroom as she made her escape.  Taking the advice your dentist gives you seriously, is badass.  Imagine having to deal with a bad toothache at the same time the world is facing Armageddon; that would really suck.

Pulse at IMDB (4.5 / 10)

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