Posts tagged “Mexican Film

I’m Gonna Explode / Soya Milk Heaven


I'm Gonna Explode  -  Front DVD Cover  -  US ReleaseProduced by actors Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna (“Y Tu Mama Tambien”), this sharp Mexican thriller focuses on two troubled teens, who attempt an impossible rebellion against the adult world and embark on a revolt against everything and everyone.  This leads them to an accidental new intimacy and discovery of their sexuality, a bond that both unites and confuses them.  But with the police and their parents in hot pursuit, will their actions have major consequences?

2008  –  Certificate: 15  –  Mexican Film
Rating Details:  Strong language, sex and moderate violence
6.0 out of 10

I’ve been vegan for nearly 25 years.  This probably makes me a better person than you mentally, emotionally, physically, sexually and anyotherlly.  But it’s just a fact of life; don’t let it worry you too much.  Throughout this time I’ve drunk soya milk.  I’ve not been an especially big fan of the stuff, but it works okay in tea.  It’s not something that I choose to drink on its own or put on cereal, although some of the flavoured types are okay.  I’ve tried most of the other plant milks too, such as almond, pea, oat, rice and cashew; most of these (with the exception of the rice one which is really nice but very watery) cost more and taste worse.   However, as part of one of my recent visits to M&S to spend the vouchers I’d won, (which have sadly all been spent now), I purchased a couple of cartons of soya milk.  Nothing very odd about that, except this was the fresh type, not the UHT treated version I normally drink.  I bought it out of curiosity; I’ve never actually tried any before as it’s so much more pricey than the UHT stuff.  And wow, it’s like a totally different drink.  It actually tastes really nice, is really creamy and totally yummy.  I’ve since tried a different brand and although it tasted a bit different, it was still really good.  Unfortunately, this now means I’ve developed a bit of an expensive, ‘real’ soya milk fetish.  I hope it’s not illegal.  Perhaps I should try injecting it?  Like most films, this one has some illegal things in it.  (Are there many that don’t?)

This is a Mexican film.  For those of you that don’t know where Mexico is, it’s the part of the US that’s got a decent football team and its entire population is employed picking all the oranges everyone eats.  If you’re Mexican, the police will also take you home from work each day, which helps cut down on commuting expenses.  This is one of those movies that the overview tends to big up somewhat. “..an impossible rebellion against the adult world and embark on a revolt against everything and everyone.”?  I’ll just translate…  “…two youngsters that spend most of their time camping on the roof of one of their homes and spying on their parents getting pissed off because they think they’ve gone missing; and then going down and taking food and drink when no one is in, a fact that seems to go entirely unnoticed.”  There, I think you’ll find that’s a lot more accurate.  The boy, Román, is immensely annoying.  His female sidekick, Maru, isn’t much better.  They come across as selfish, clueless and nihilistic in that way that only those with sufficient money can afford to be, with an idea of what they want to do but no real plan of how to do it.  I guess that’s exactly what they were meant to be, but it didn’t stop me wanting to give them a good shake and tell them to wise up.  I’m afraid there just weren’t enough SMART targets for me.  I find when I’m busy smashing the system, it’s helpful to have some Gantt charts and regular appraisals of my performance to help my forward planning in relation to overthrowing The Man.  But that’s just me.

There is a great deal of music used in the film, although most of it tends to blend into the background and get on with doing its stuff there.  There is one tune that’s used a number of times (and towards the end of the trailer) that’s really quite a decent tune.  For some inexplicable reason, the overlong trailer uses a PiL song which has no other connection to the film.  But then again, do we really need an excuse to hear John Lydon?

Recommended for slightly corrupt and/or self-aggrandising politicians, and kids of ‘absent’ parents with loads of money.

No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

Top badass moment?  These days young people don’t rebel.  They’re more interested in finding out about pension schemes and getting pissed off because they can’t afford a mortgage until they reach the age of 60; assuming they can even get a job. I blame it on dull indie rock; Mogadon music for the masses.  Román and Maru may have been immensity irritating but at least they were trying.  Youth rebellion is always badass.

I’m Gonna Explode at IMDB (6.4 / 10)     I’m Gonna Explode at YouTube


Pan’s Labyrinth: 4.0 Stars


Pan's Labyrinth - Front Blu-ray Cover (UK)I got six new light bulbs this week.  This might not seem much of a big deal, but to me, after living in a perpetual twilight for the last month or two, is nothing short of a miracle.  The fact that I paid over £70 for them shouldn’t be allowed to dilute the effect of the spontaneous celebrations that have been breaking out throughout Cactus World to mark the occasion.  I now have light in my kitchen that doesn’t back away in fear when threatened by a candle, and a lounge that doesn’t has a less welcoming glow than a lump of plutonium in your bed.  Low energy light bulbs?  For £70 I expect them to be so efficient I actually receive payments for supplying electricity to the national grid every time I use them!

2006  –  Certificate: 15  –  Mexico

This is a brilliant film.  It’s original, interesting, childlike and innocent, yet grown-up and horrifying.  I watched it on Blu-ray and it sounded great and looked wonderful.  The only reason I haven’t given it a higher score is that I never quite connected with the main characters in it.  Even at its most intense, it did feel like they were playing a secondary role in supporting the movie’s feel and atmosphere.  In a different film I’d probably be moaning about how one dimensional they were, but in this case it doesn’t seem to matter; in fact their simplistic, goodness vs evilness helps to focus the mind on the textual elements of the film.  I’ve no idea what I just wrote means, but it sounds great to me!  It’s a wonderfully dark, genera-mixing and unique film.  Go watch.

Recommended for people that like the concept of horror nursery rhymes.

No cats, decapitations or chainsaws.

Top badass moment?  Mercedes dealing with Captain Vidal.  He was a seriously arrogant asshole with an inferiority complex and a whole take-away of chips on his shoulder.  Dealing with people like that is always badass.  The Joker look suited him.

Pan’s Labyrinth at IMDB (8.3 / 10)