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My Life With Morrissey / Domino’s Pizza


My Life With Morrissey  -  Front DVD Cover  -  US ReleaseJackie, a hard-working assistant at a TV studio, pours herself into her work with an odd enthusiasm that her co-workers embrace with mixed feelings.  An obsessed Morrissey fan, her off hours are spent talking to posters and photos that plaster her apartment.  Her nights are spent scouring places Morrissey has been spotted around Los Angeles…  One fateful night things take a turn for the worse when by chance her dream comes true.  Meeting Morrissey in a deserted parking lot, Jackie’s world is suddenly turned upside down.

2003  –  Certificate: Not Rated  –  American Film
8.0 out of 10

The last couple of days at work have been somewhat dispiriting.  A mixture of ‘stuff’ and ‘other things’, combined with a lack of time and a recurring, nightmarish vision of the apocalypse, (complete with demons, fire, horseman and endless teleconferences), have made the first half of the week pretty heavy going.  I forgot my mobile phone today too and came home to 14 missed calls.  Someone had left me a voice mail which was so muffled and distant that I could only conclude it came from Satan himself, deep in the bowels of Hell.  I wonder what he wants, this time?  However, coming home from work each day I’ve been reminded of just how worse things could be.  Whilst walking along the Oxford Road in Reading I’ve passed a guy dressed in a giant, blue, Domino’s Pizza takeaway box, loitering outside the Lidl supermarket.  Whatever he had in mind as a career when he was at school, I don’t suppose hanging about dressed up like a homeless and miserable, blue version of SpongeBob SquarePants, was top of his list.  Sadly for Domino’s, the overall effect of a bored looking guy in a scruffy pair of jeans and a baseball hat, inside a massive pizza box, wasn’t to make me want to eat pizza.  Whatever they’re paying him, it’s not enough.  Strangely, this film has a connection to SpongeBob too.

I always enjoy movies about losers that’re trying to fight back against ‘the system’, or at least exist alongside it; I suppose I can relate to them.  This film starts off with us following a young woman with an over developed enthusiasm for all things Morrissey, into work, where we meet some of her rather overbearing colleagues; and it ends up with a nuclear explosion.  I’m not really spoiling it for you though, as the latter doesn’t actually have any sort of connection to anything else.  At some point whilst watching it, I was suddenly hit by a “wtf?” moment and realised that everything had become rather surreal, weird and odd.  On one level, this is quite a disturbing film, as you watch a young woman descend into some sort of mental distress.  On the other hand, it is kind of funny.  Jackie Buscarino, who plays the main character who’s also called Jackie, as well as being very cute, throws herself into the role with a level of embarrassing intensity that’s really quite fun to watch.  I can imagine it’s the sort of film that a lot of hardcore Morrissey fans would hate, but I really like Morrissey and think it’s very entertaining.  I’m not sure if it’s a totally dumb, poorly scripted film, or one that subtly and covertly comments on modern society and its values; whatever, I’d recommend it either way.  

This movie has some really good music in it, which certainly helps turn it from being a potentially slightly crappy film into a much better one.  The fact that one track is by Nerf Herder (the band that bought you the theme to “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), is just the icing on the cake.  Needless to say, it features no music by Morrissey or The Smiths at all.

Recommend for fanboys (and fangirls).

No cats, chainsaws or decapitations. 

Top badass moment?  Who hasn’t at one time or another, secretly thought about going into work, trashing the place and abusing everyone? Okay… so just me then.  Anyway, the overlong scene where Jackie goes into work and does just that, is badass.

My Life With Morrissey at IMDB (3.9 / 10)

My Life With Morrissey at Wikipedia

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Evil Alien Conquerors: 3.0 Stars


Evil Alien Conquerors  -  Front DVD CoverOn the way back from a meeting today I had to drive across the Vale of Oxford, a rolling landscape of large fields and not a lot of trees or hedges.  It does however, provide some quite panoramic views of the sky.  Today I was accompanied on my journey by one of the scariest clouds I’ve ever seen.  An enormous line of meteorological anger, brightly illuminated by the sun, pushing huge, white fists of fury high up into sky above.  It was like the very Gates of Hell had opened across the Berkshire Downs and pure evil was boiling up from the ground below and into the heavens.  No really, it was that awe-inspiring!  A true litany of terror* stretched out before my eyes; Mother Nature telling us not to fuck with her any more.  I was put in mind of the clouds in “Independence Day” that the spaceships then appear out of, before the alien scum inside them start to trash the Earth.  (I’ve always liked the expression “alien scum”; I got it from Activision’s BattleZone 2 Combat Commander that was released in 1999, which is still my favourite all-time computer game.)  I was expecting Reading to be wiped off the map this afternoon by a deluge so awesome that Noah would have wimped out.  However, in the end it rained for about five minutes.  I wish I’d taken a photo, but my camera is totally broken now so I need to buy a new one.  This film is about aliens that seem to want to destroy the Earth and is also awesome, but not in quite the same way. *A quote from this film.

2003  –  Certificate: PG-13  –  USA
Rating Details: Crude and sexual humor including dialogue

This movie is dumb.  This movie is stupid.  This movie isn’t really very funny.  Having said all that, it is actually quite entertaining.  It also contains plenty of quotable lines too, which you’ll be able to have hours of fun using should you be lucky enough to find another human being somewhere who’s seen it too.  “Not a problem” I felt was particularly helpful and would have a number of ‘real-world’ applications.  “Enthuse for Rabirr” probably has a more limited range of specialist uses.  Anyway, it’s got a 100’ tall giant called Croker (who’s probably the funniest thing in it),  one of the most ineffective ray guns in any sci-fi film ever and some less than subtle product placement.  Another plus is the version of the theme tune played at the end.  This is by Nerf Herder, which was also responsible for the theme to TV’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and is the 2nd best band on the planet.  A high-quality B-movie; if there is such a thing. 

 Recommend for anyone who secretly likes to watch a totally dumb film once in a while.

No cats and 2 decapitations.  (There’re also two heads that sort of get vaporised).  I have to say that the decapitation count is a little disappointing, considering that at one stage during the film we’re promised around 5.8 billion of them; which is probably the most in any film ever.

Top badass moment?  However stupid those threatening to use them were, the cow’s determination not to give in to chainsaw and machete wielding aliens, was badass;  its badass enough to make Ronald McDonald join the Vegetarian Society.  (I probably should have rewritten that sentence, it’s a bit of a mess syntaxically.  Oh, and now it contains a made-up word too.  I’m just digging the hole deeper and deeper…)

Evil Alien Conquerors at IMDB (4.7)